My backpack is making a rattly noise. It's because I have a fully loaded bottle of Ibuprofen in there. If there's one thing that I've learned since I've been in high school it's that people always need Ibuprofen. Always. But nobody ever carries it.
That's where I come in.
I swoop in with my cape flowing in the breeze with my drugs, all the while chanting, "NANANANANANANANANANANA DRUG GIRL!" It wins me friends.
Also, people with painful ailments will love anybody with Ibuprofen.
Some people might think that being Drug Girl is a burden, but I sleep well at night knowing that I am making the world a slightly less painful place on Monday- Friday from 8 AM-3 PM.
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